Rube Goldberg

My name is Rube Goldberg. I am originally from Hudson Quebec but currently reside in Whistler British Columbia. I've been here since 1995. The first time I ever jumped off a cliff I closed my eyes. When I opened them I was bleeding. From that day forward I knew I was going to be a pro boarder. I played the role for a few years, traveling and signing autographs as one of the worlds best jewish snowboarders of all time. Then one year I had a baby so I had to start painting company and think about my future. Months went by and the baby told me I wasn't his daddy. I wrote Oprah to told her my story because I was very angry. I snowboard everyday to make me happy while I wait for her reply.. even if my back hurts.